The computer's prayer

Our server,
which art in Windows.
Reboot be thy name.
Thy bluescreen comes, thy reset be done,
right now, and whenever you feel like it.
Give us this day, a bloody break,
and forgive us our piracy,
as we forgive those who spam viagra against us,
and lead us not into a virus,
but deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the hard disk,
the network and the mouse clicks,
forever and ever,
general protection fault.

(a version of "The Lord's Prayer" by Chris Thomas - circa 2003)